Fw: :)

 

Typisch Journalist

 

 

Zwoa Buam spuin Fuassboi. Auf oamoi kummt a Rottweiler und beißt dem

oana in Haxn.

Da andane Bua nimmt an Stecka und steckt den ins Hoisbandl vo dem

Hund und draht um.

Dabei bricht a dera Bestie as Gnack und der is hi.

 

A Zeitungsschreiber kummt grod vorbei, hod des ganze verfoigt und

schreibt in sein Klapprechner (Notebook = für nicht Bayern):

 

 

"Bayern Fan rettet durch seine Heldentat seinen Kollegen,

der von einer Wilden Bestie angegriffen worden ist."

Drauf der Bua: "I bin doch gar koa Bayernfan"

Zeitungsschreiber: "Haching Fan befreit Kollegen von einem

gefährlichen Untier"

Drauf der Bua: "I bin doch gar koa Hachingfan"

"Was bistn dann?" , frogt da Reporta.

"A 60er Fan!"

Drauf schreibt da Reporta:

 

"Asozialer Giesinger erwürgt Hundewelpen !"

 

Fwd: English Stammtisch - Dec. 16th

From: "Dawn+Dietmar Waessle" 
Date: 20. November 2010 14:50:03 MEZ
To: "Burton Heather" 
Subject: English Stammtisch - Dec. 16th

Hello Everyone

 

The next English Stammtisch will take place at

 

HUNDKOMÖDIE RESTAURANT in Friedrichsau Park

Friedrichsaustr. 7, 89073 Ulm

  on 16 December starting at 7 p.m.

 

- enter the park near where the camper vans park and where the miniature golf course is. You'll see the restaurant on your left.

 

 

If you have English books or magazines to swap - please bring them along. 

And if you have any ideas for something different for Stammtisch in 2011 - let Heather or me know.

See you in December.

 

Heather and Dawn 

Ideas

 

Fw: English Stammtisch - Nov. 18th

From: Dawn+Dietmar Waessle

To: Burton Heather

Sent: Monday, November 08, 2010 4:41 PM

Subject: English Stammtisch - Nov. 18th

Hello everyone

 

English Stammtisch will be on

 

18 November

 

at HERRENKELLER RESTAURANT - Herrenkellergasse 4 - in Ulm.

 

Starting at 7 pm

 

I know it's not everyones favorite place - but unlike most other places this month - they still had tables available.

It seems that groups are having their Christmas/winter get-togethers earlier and earlier - which makes it difficult to reserve tables.

 

Did you know Herrenkeller Restaurant has been in existence since 1377?  That's when the construction of the Muenster began. 

 

Hope you can make it.

Dawn and Heather

 

(Maybe some of the food has been around since then as well? AH)